A very nice lady came by our table and asked, "Are they triplets?" Dan and I nodded yes as he was trying to stop a sippy cup from flying across the restaurant and I was trying to save a waffle from being poked to death by a 'safety' fork.
The lady stops and pauses -- you could hear the hamster wheel turning in her head as she processed this information.
I knew it was coming. I was trying to send her mental telepathy messages not to do it, not to say it! Please, please, please -- take your two brain cells and rub them together!
But, then ... she says it -- "Are they all the same age?"
Here's your sign.

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OMG. Can I have about 100 of these to pass out? (Wait, better send more...)
My response to that would have been, "No, he's 3 minutes older than she is. It would have been very painful and difficult to have delivered them at the exact same time."
Knuckleheads. All of 'em!
...people...
I got the "are they all 3 twins?" comment today!
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